
The Dog Door Mat Day 751 will bring a smile to your guests' faces every time! This fun doormat is also functional, keeping dirt from tracking through your home!
"The Dog, Day 751 : My captors continue to torment me with bizarre rubber squeek toys. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape...that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of furniture. I fear I may be going insane." 27"w x 18"d